From TMZ
Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly “bit his tongue and would not let go.”
According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.
Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.
Who the fuck kisses hookers anyway?
@Wayne – You win comment of the month with this.
Love the title
ya, he had an epic fail as soon as he kissed her. I saw the pic of that hooker too, she def got punched prty dam good, didn’t realize she had his tongue tho!
I mean… If a hooker’s gotta die for me to get an erection, then shit… a hooker’s gotta die. lol, sorry. For real though, he shoulda hit that bitch harder so she let go the first time. Why the fuck did she bite his tounge anyway?